Clips Of The Week Ending 10-09-2017

It’s the week leading up to Chris’ Crown Court appearance, so it would be rude not to feature some of his best bits from the last week or so. From a Gay Bar story that will have you wanting to vomit, to a drunken proposition.

Add in some typical Chris scamming, and it’s just an ordinary week for the fallen one.

There was also some harsh words for ourselves and the Police from Mr Rizzo, and some odd behaviour from Mark.

Enjoy.

SexyChris All But Confirms Another PC Was Seized:

This was a story that came from Trev, one of the regulars in our chat, who said that MeNellie slipped up ( on purpose i imagine) and let it out that the real reason Chris had to go out and buy another computer, was because his i3 was seized by the cops.

Now while we couldn’t confirm this, take a listen to what Chris has to say in the following clip, and you decide if it sounds genuine.

“it didn’t get taken away for that reason ( meaning the cp) it was taken because…”

then he pauses briefly, to say it was taken away because he broke it.

I’m thinking he’s half telling the truth here. Not about it being broken, you wouldn’t say it was taken because i broke it ~ you would just say i had to throw it in the bin because i spilled beer on it or something.

I’m just wondering if he’s in some other trouble with the Law, as well as the CP charges maybe?

Mark Vaughn – The Next Chris?:

Whatever Chris can do, so can Mark Vaughn.

If breaking your keyboard is good enough for Chris, it’s good enough for Mark. Not sure that Chris’ keyboards cost over $100 though?

Easy come, easy go as they say 🙂

Mark Vaughn: Twitch, YouTube, Everybody Are Sh*t:

Before you watch this clip, just let it sink in, that Twitch and YouTube etc, all have HTML5 video and chat, all have video systems that don’t crash or buffer every few days, and don’t have CEO’s who smash their keyboards up on their drive.

So the only thing that stops VL being shit, is it doesn’t have a Mobile App?

Mark, you’re funny dude!

SexyChris: My Sh*t Gay Bar Experience And Will You Go Out With Me?

I don’t even know what to say about this…

He’s quite the catch isn’t he? Who wouldn’t want to be with him and to be taken out for a drink and meal? Just make sure you bring a handful of spare boxer shorts in your handbag.

SexyChris: £400 I Spent To Do This And Then Scams A Tenner From HappyHippo:

“I have no confidence to chat to Women on PoF anymore, how do i get that back?”

Don’t get me wrong, i’m no relationship expert, but i would hazard a guess that not shitting in your pants while out for a drink, not downloading extreme child porn, and not being a bone idle drunken slob might help Chris?

Also, did you hear him say to HappyHippo ” i can afford the tenner for Spotify, but i’ve spent about £300 this week, so i want a couple of freebies”

And HH duly obliged and paid for his Spotify Premium.

JimmyRizzo: F*ck Cherrybreeze, UKMuppets, Adambro, And The Police:

Rizzo is at his best when he’s ranting at people. And this weekend was no different as he lets fly at Zoe, Myself, and even the Cops lol.